Stop goddamn advocating for nature. Because nature is not advocating for you.
At the very least, you are looking at 1,015 calories, something outstrips the large Shamrock Shake by nearly 300 calories. At the most, the Food Babe’s concoction tops out at about 1,500 calories. And all of the ingredients, of course, can be purchased through her Amazon Affiliate links.
Go buy a damned Shamrock Shake.