Daily MOS: The Telephone, the Lightbulb, and Lewis Latimer
This guy did more as a teenager with a slide rule and a set square than I can do with a super computer and a 55 gallon drum of lube.
Month: February 2021
Daily MOS: na na na na na na na na BAT BOMBS
Napalm Loaded Hibernating Mexican Free-Tailed Bats. Now that’s my goddamn band name.
Daily MOS: The Bajillion Dollar Space Pen That Wasn’t.
According to the internet and Aaron Sorkin, the US spent a bajillion dollars to get a pen to work in zero G, but the Russians brilliantly just used a fucking pencil. This, of course, is bullshit.
Daily MOS: The Fifty Year Darvaza Gas Fire
The ground gave way under the massive amount of weight to reveal a giant underground cavern brimming with natural gas. So they did the responsible thing and lit the fucking pit on fire.
Daily MOS: Lysenkoism
Russia has entered the chat.
Daily MOS: The Mildly Radioactive Banana
But you’d have to be pretty damn determined to get radiation poisoning from a banana.
Daily MOS: Day of the Zebra
I live with an illness that has adopted the mascot of the zebra. Because so often, doctors see us zebras up close and can’t help but try to diagnose a striped horse.