Daily MOS: The Wombat
They’re closely related to koalas, all from the sub-order of ‘Vombatiformes,’ meaning ‘wombat shaped things,’ which is my band name.
Australia
Daily MOS: Quokkas, the World’s Happiest Animal
It’s Australian, so the most darling, cutest, happiest little bouncing critter has to be deadly somehow, right? If it was possible, this little fuzzy Aussie would kill you with cuteness.
Daily MOS: The Australian Suicide Shrub
Unplanned run-ins have driven some past the edge of desperation. One horrifying story involves a man using the leaf for toilet paper.
Daily MOS: Giant Gippsland Earthworms
I guess if you’re gonna survive eating dirt on a continent with redback spiders, cassowaries, and Pauline Hanson, this is what it takes.
Daily MOS: Australian Bunny Biowarfare
A few generations down the line, most bunnies will be genetically predisposed to laugh in the face of your fancypants biowarfare program.
Daily MOS: The Platypus
Platypus venom won’t kill you, won’t kill you, but the pain’s been described as “excruciating.” Play Australia games, win Australia prizes.
Daily MOS: British Nuclear Testing in Australia
I just had to go digging for a story of nuclear fuckery in Australia and hooboy, it’s a terrifying look into one of the deadliest animals in Australia: humans.
Daily MOS: The Goddamn Emu Wars
They sent 10,000 rounds of ammo, but machine guns are no match for whatever evolution spat out to survive eighty million years in Australia.