Daily MOS: Split Brain Surgery
Sperry figured he should have a few chats with the patients with split brains for funsies. Because if it’s making cats act strange, what the fuck is it doing to humans?
Month: April 2021
Daily MOS: The Proud History of the Barber Surgeon
Once you hear about barbers giving enemas, colon hydrotherapy at a medispa seems less cuckoo and more a tale as old as buttholes and barbers.
Daily MOS: The Atomic Man
Harold McCluskey hadn’t simply been exposed to radiation, the radioactive metal was in his system. Dude had Godzilla breath.
Daily MOS: The Bioterrorist Ransom of Anthrax Island
How does that conversation go? “Yeah, I need a test site. Uh-huh, anthrax. Yes, a whole island.”Will 80 sheep off the coast of Scotland do?”
Daily MOS: Lazy Sh!t: A Sloth’s Tale
Whatever the reason, they risk death weekly to drop the human equivalent of a fifty pound load. I think I understand why they’re smiling.
Daily MOS: The 21 Gram Experiment
I don’t know if a soul is a thing or not. I can’t prove it one way or another. But one guy was like “hang on, I got a gadget to do this.”
Daily MOS: The Tear Drinking Butterflies
Consider this a challenge to be more literal when you say you’ll drink the tears of your enemies.