Month: March 2022

They’d “reduce risk of injury.” Which is some swing-for-the-fences bullshit for a product designed to mimic wearing nothing.

A listening and transmitting device implanted on a cat couldn’t cause distress or make Pumpkin start meowing “KILL ALL HUMANS.”

In nearly ten years before I was correctly diagnosed, I was diagnosed with everything from migraines to makingitupforattentionitis.

Discovery isn’t always pretty, inspiring, or even mildly interesting. Sometimes it’s literally the tale of watching flies fuck.

Maria Antonia was more inbred than Charles II of Spain had been. She was remembered as “intelligent and cultivated.”

Test after re-test showed, contrary to our understanding of how having a baby works, that Lydia Fairchild was not her children’s mother.

Unless our understanding of this changes, feel free to let Tigger take occasional romps in the glorious minty kitty stupidifier.

Computers are only as smart or dumb as you tell them to be. Write a program with two digits for years, a computer will take your word for it.

If you want a tanuki, go play Pokemon. If you really need an animal that’s going to ignore you and fuck up some local animals, get a cat.

In 1977, it was curious when a strain of the flu traveled around the world sparing most folks over the age of ‘seltzer tastes good.’