Month: March 2022

When reactor #4 tore itself open, the immediate reactions mainly involved sleeping peacefully through the reactor meltdown next door.

A thousand of those interesting faces come together in the spring for pregnant saigas to give birth together. Which I imagine to be noisy.

Leprosy never made anyone too dead in a hurry. But ancient humans weren’t up for a game of “gotch’yer nose” with this mysterious illness.

A lot of your misconceptions about history can be traced to one man: 14th century priest-school dropout and emo fuckboy poet, Petrarch.

Earth in 536 CE was a messy bitch that gave no fucks and spared no one from her drama. But was it really the worst year ever?

Looking every bit like the offspring of a hedgehog that fucked an aardvark, the echidna also has a four-headed penis.

If you remember only one thing from my work, let it be that nuclear plants following best practices today don’t just wreck half of Eastern Europe on a whim.