MOS: A Traditional Cure from Modern China
After a mosquito drops off a few parasites into your system, without treatment it’s almost certainly a matter of time until a light case of death.
Month: January 2024
MOS: Universe 25
The infant mortality rate skyrocketed. The population peaked on day 560 with 2,200 mice. The last birth in Universe 25 was on day 600, at which point pregnancies virtually stopped. The population dwindled to its slow demise over the next three years.
MOS: The Great Molasses Flood
When I mention that time unrefined liquid sugar turned the North End into Candyland After Dark, folks from outside the region look at me like I might also be seeing dragons. Again.
MOS: Güevedoces
If without any medical intervention, someone has the outward appearance of two different genders in their life, what gender are they?
MOS: Quantum Quotables
In reply to Einstein’s use of god in metaphors, Bohr was quoted as saying “Einstein, stop telling God what to do.”
MOS: Venetian Ceruse
Beyond the deeply racist bullshit, it likely started with classist implications; lighter skin meant your royal tuchus hadn’t been out laboring in the field like those filthy fucking peasants.
MOS: Viagra
The main factor that correlates with ED is getting older, because nothing good happens to your body after 27 courtesy of existing.
MOS: The Alzheimer’s Data Manipulation Scandal
Over seventy images from twenty of Lesné’s papers are under some degree of suspicion, ten of which involve A𝛃*56.
MOS: We dunno how these work (But… maybe we should?)
There’s a lack of agreement on exactly how airplanes stay in the air. I might take a Tylenol PM and pass out for my next flight. But nobody’s entirely sure how Tylenol works either.
MOS: The Dublin Whiskey Fire
Generally at about 40% alcohol by volume (ABV), there’s enough water to extinguish any flames. Over 50% ABV? That’s where the mayhem begins.