Daily MOS: The F*cking Zebra Mussel
This little f*cker…
This little f*cker…
A stranger bursts into your work, accuses you of killing people, and demands your bodily fluids. All for making some delicious peach ice cream.
Covid is much deadlier than polio, and leaves a significantly higher percentage of people with long term health problems.
If you’re ever tempted to tell me that my method of “educating the masses on science” is wrong, you’ve misunderstood what I do.
Because of a lack of documentation around this time, it’s possible every word of this is wrong.
The people went about their day as you’re doing right now, the air around them silently becoming choked with poison.
In 1951, they started dumping nuclear waste into Lake Karachay, and all was fine for a while. Really, why can’t you just dump a bunch of radioactive materials into a lake?
Cryonics is like throwing Uncle Walt in the freezer hoping to extend his “best by” date. Just in case we find a recipe that makes him less dead later. It’s also probably BS.
A more accurate name would be “Porton Down: we killed so many bunnies it got weird.”
The convenience of friction striking matches was unparalleled. Convenience, as history keeps showing us, sends the bill later.
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