Daily MOS: The Seven Deadly Cholera Pandemics
Maskholes today look oddly like nineteenth century peasants fighting for the right to shit themselves to death.
Articles by SciBabe
Daily MOS: Wan Hu, the Legendary First Astronaut
We weren’t always into letting things like “processes” and “objectivity” stand in our way of using the Scientific Method v1.0: fuck around and find out.
Daily MOS: Treating Syphilis with… Malaria?!
Choose a craziest part: he tried treating syphilis with malaria, it worked, he won the Nobel Prize for medicine in 1927… and also, he was a fucking Nazi.
Daily MOS: Hallucinogenic Amphibians
There’s a pure synthetic version of the substance available. This is much to the delight of the Colorado River Toad that’s been threatened with extinction from a combination of environmental changes and, ahem, recreational toad lickers.
Daily MOS: The Biblical Roots of Wheatgrass
The wheatgrass juice racket is based on the biblical diet of King Nebuchadnezzar.
Daily MOS: Phytoestrogens & “Soy Boys”
I did find one study showing that soy can interfere with male fertility. In cheetahs.
Daily MOS: Jack, Rockets, Sex, & Magic
The life story of Jack Parsons could only be true because not even the worst of fiction writers would have the fucking audacity.
Daily MOS: Dr. Jose Delgado’s Bullfight
In 1963, in a high stakes game of ‘fuck around and find out,’ Delgado implanted a bull with a stimoceiver. He stepped into the arena armed only with a remote control.
Daily MOS: The Poison/Medicine of Belladonna
It’s rumored that they could build up a tolerance to it as a convenient way of Dread Pirate Roberts-ing someone to death, but please don’t try this at home.
Daily MOS: The Origins of Everything… and Pigeon Sh!t
If you’ve ever had a pigeon roosting issue at your home, take solace in knowing that literal astrophysicists couldn’t think of a better end to the birds than a shotgun.