Abortion Fables
Fine. Fuck it. We’re talking abortion today. Today’s Moment of Science… fetus bullshit. If you wander around the internet for a few hot minutes you’re […]
Current Events
Daily MOS: The Lab Leak Hypothesis, Parts 1&2
For the most part, a coronavirus in a bat stays there, not doing anything. At least not until the bat flies mouth or ass first into something interesting. Kinda like all of us with our HPV infections.
Daily MOS: Australia’s Toxic Asshole Death Toads
For a while, cane toads were the hottest thing in organic pest control. Skip the chemicals, let these hallucinogenic amphibians do the work.
Daily MOS: The Marathon
Someone had to ask King Leonidas if the Spartans could bring their best war panties to Athens to fight the Persians. That someone was Pheidippides.
Daily MOS: Resurrecting the Mammoth
So far, the road to cooking up a woolly mammoth hasn’t been without controversy, lawsuits, and just plain fuckery. It also has been without a mammoth.
Daily MOS: The F*cking Zebra Mussel
This little f*cker…
Daily MOS: Asymptomatic
Covid is much deadlier than polio, and leaves a significantly higher percentage of people with long term health problems.
Daily MOS: The Bhopal Disaster
The people went about their day as you’re doing right now, the air around them silently becoming choked with poison.
Daily MOS: The Seven Deadly Cholera Pandemics
Maskholes today look oddly like nineteenth century peasants fighting for the right to shit themselves to death.
Daily MOS: Dr. Freddy Bang and the Blue Bloods
We used to check for contamination by injecting shit into a rabbit and hoping it didn’t get too dead. How did “inject horseshoe crab blood into it and see if it clots” become the standard?