MOS: The Habsburg Chin

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Maria Antonia was more inbred than Charles II of Spain had been. She was remembered as “intelligent and cultivated.”

MOS: Chimerism

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Test after re-test showed, contrary to our understanding of how having a baby works, that Lydia Fairchild was not her children’s mother.

MOS: Catnip

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Unless our understanding of this changes, feel free to let Tigger take occasional romps in the glorious minty kitty stupidifier.

MOS: Y2K

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Computers are only as smart or dumb as you tell them to be. Write a program with two digits for years, a computer will take your word for it.

MOS: The Tanuki

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If you want a tanuki, go play Pokemon. If you really need an animal that’s going to ignore you and fuck up some local animals, get a cat.

MOS: Saigas

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A thousand of those interesting faces come together in the spring for pregnant saigas to give birth together. Which I imagine to be noisy.

MOS: Leprosy

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Leprosy never made anyone too dead in a hurry. But ancient humans weren’t up for a game of “gotch’yer nose” with this mysterious illness.