Daily MOS: The Australian Feral Dromedary Camel Wars
If ever an invasive species was designed to conquer Australia, it was the mother fucking dromedary camel.
If ever an invasive species was designed to conquer Australia, it was the mother fucking dromedary camel.
The organization was sued by former employees because of alleged requests that staff show their nipples to the areola-obsessed Koko.
Before we established the face holes as best suited for breathing, people got creative.
People capture them for their fur or for the exotic pet market. Because it’s cute and small enough to tell ourselves we can be the boss of it.
On the levodopa, they danced. They sang. They did more than merely exist for the first time in years. Then the side effects started.
May God have mercy on anyone who says to you “BuT bAcOn” like they’ve just proven anything.
She changed the soiled gloves, forgot about the non-incident and went back to her business of researching super deadly shit. Then the symptoms started.
The only reason anyone’s really sure of the date it happened is that beginning December 6th, all the paperwork at the junkyard was radioactive.
When you hear “climate change is gonna kill animals,” I want you to stare at this floof. Few are hit more directly by climate change than the pika.
They’re closely related to koalas, all from the sub-order of ‘Vombatiformes,’ meaning ‘wombat shaped things,’ which is my band name.
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