Daily Moment Of Science

The behemoth would test every possible setting from the Enigma machine, slowly and methodically eliminating possible combinations until it spat out some “fuck these nazis” code.

The experiments conducted at Unit 731 have been described as “psychopathically sadistic, with no conceivable military application.”

A question I hear sometimes is “why don’t we get rid of all opiates?” It’s kinda the same answer for why we can’t get rid of fossil fuels yet. Because we all know it’s a no good very bad option, but until something that can really replace it comes along we’re stuck with it for now.

I mean, I probably knew not to eat the entire box of low fat bullshit. But hand me a snack labeled “guilt-free,” and I’m gonna take you at your word. Now pass the anal leakage chips, they’re fat free.

Tert-butyllithium is a pyrophoric little douchebag that catches on fire when exposed to air or water. It’s generally stored in chemicals that are likewise highly flammable. Because “air catching on fire” wasn’t bad enough, let’s add hydrocarbons.

You can trip a false positive screen for some drugs. More than one false positive would strain credulity. Six? Fuck you and the GC/MS you did this analysis on.