Daily MOS: Sexual Binary? Pfft. Sexual SEPTENARY!
Evolution produced covid, Ted Cruz, and this adorable little septenary sexed scrotum that can fuck itself for survival. Quirks, man.
Daily Moment Of Science
Daily MOS: Split Brain Surgery
Sperry figured he should have a few chats with the patients with split brains for funsies. Because if it’s making cats act strange, what the fuck is it doing to humans?
Daily MOS: The Proud History of the Barber Surgeon
Once you hear about barbers giving enemas, colon hydrotherapy at a medispa seems less cuckoo and more a tale as old as buttholes and barbers.
Daily MOS: The Atomic Man
Harold McCluskey hadn’t simply been exposed to radiation, the radioactive metal was in his system. Dude had Godzilla breath.
Daily MOS: The Bioterrorist Ransom of Anthrax Island
How does that conversation go? “Yeah, I need a test site. Uh-huh, anthrax. Yes, a whole island.”Will 80 sheep off the coast of Scotland do?”
Daily MOS: Lazy Sh!t: A Sloth’s Tale
Whatever the reason, they risk death weekly to drop the human equivalent of a fifty pound load. I think I understand why they’re smiling.
Daily MOS: The 21 Gram Experiment
I don’t know if a soul is a thing or not. I can’t prove it one way or another. But one guy was like “hang on, I got a gadget to do this.”
Daily MOS: The Tear Drinking Butterflies
Consider this a challenge to be more literal when you say you’ll drink the tears of your enemies.
Daily MOS: The Goddamn Emu Wars
They sent 10,000 rounds of ammo, but machine guns are no match for whatever evolution spat out to survive eighty million years in Australia.
Daily MOS: The Ferocious Lemming
This animal BASE jumps without a parachute, swims long distances for survival, and plays mind games that make a cat go “woah, dude, be cool.”