MOS: Fighting Trauma with Tetris
Troublesome memories show up at 4pm when you’re on deadline to whisper in your ear “it’s been a while, how ‘bout now for some ugly crying?”
HEALTH
MOS: Sanctorius the Shitbagger
As an analytical chemist, I have to pay my respects to some early innovators in the field of instrumental analysis. So let’s hear it for […]
MOS: Quetelet’s Index
When your doctor is evaluating your health, they have a bunch of numbers to look at. Blood pressure. Heart rate. Cholesterol, white and red blood […]
MOS: The Nestle Baby Formula Scandal, Part 2
We pick up where we left off yesterday: talking shit about the Nestlé Company for killing brown babies.**allegedly, because fuck them if they’re gonna sue […]
MOS: The Nestle Baby Formula Scandal, Part 1
If you find yourself with a baby to feed and barren titties today… well, not today-today because I’ve seen the news and been to a […]
MOS: Health… “documentaries”
Imagine if you could cure all your ailments without worrying about the risks from medications. No more headaches, body aches, rheumatoid arthritis, fibromyalgia, dogs and […]
MOS: Carpal & Cubital Tunnel
I’m dealing with nerve entrapment fuckery right now. Which are fancy pants medical words for “my left arm fucking hurts because bodies are bullshit.” I’m […]
MOS: The Plight of the Mosquito Magnet
Have you ever dealt with a swarm of airborne bloodsuckers that, for no apparent reason, ignored everyone else in your group while honing in on […]
MOS: The History of the Anti-Vax Movement
The Vaccination Act of 1853 said “hey smallpox is a bummer, so vaccinate your little copypastes or we’re fining you.” This led to riots.
MOS: The Paleo Diet
The guy who cooked this up thought we should cull tigers and dolphins, lest they rise up and overthrow humans.