MOS: Pop-psychology myths
This isn’t to be confused with the Dunning Kruger Erect, which is when a man is overly confident in his ability to satisfy a woman.
Myths
MOS: Activated Charcoal
So because of the overblown idea that this stuff can adsorp any and all nebulous toxins, people are brushing their teeth with it and drinking health elixirs made of it and probably shoving charcoal suppositories… where suppositories go.
MOS: Bonesmashing
In some bleaker forums on the internet, incels have convinced themselves that no woman will ever want them. Not because of their personalities, their interests, their bizarre disdain for cats, no. It’s their bone structure, or so they’ve decided.
MOS: Super Blue Moon
It takes 27.3 days to rotate around the Earth, but we see a lunar cycle happening about every 29.5 days. Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can definitely goddamn explain that.
MOS: Spidey Snacks
“But Ms. Auntie SciBabe, I know someone who woke up with a spider on them, so it happens.” Yes, and I know somebody who fucked an Avenger.
MOS: Botanical Sexism
If you google ‘tree sex,’ it’ll take a hot minute to scroll past whatever the fuck you perverts are up to before arriving at ‘plant reproductive morphology.’
MOS: The Female Orgasm
Throughout the species, there are probably about as many ways to orgasm as there are erogenous zones in and on a woman’s body.
MOS: Ouija Boards & the Ideomotor Effect
The versions most of us have seen this century typically have all the letters of the Latin alphabet and the numbers 0-9 along with the words ‘yes,’ ‘no,’ and an irreverent little ‘goodbye’ to let you know the afterlife is fed up with your shit.
MOS: Coconut Migration
Coconuts may have floated between islands, but suggesting they migrated to the Caribbean from Asia? No swallow, unladen or otherwise, would dare.
MOS: Starvation Mode
RMR after weight loss can be a bit lower than in people of a comparable but long-term stable weight. This is referred to as metabolic adaptation, and that’s… probably starvation mode.