MOS: Viagra
The main factor that correlates with ED is getting older, because nothing good happens to your body after 27 courtesy of existing.
Science History
MOS: The Dublin Whiskey Fire
Generally at about 40% alcohol by volume (ABV), there’s enough water to extinguish any flames. Over 50% ABV? That’s where the mayhem begins.
MOS: The Forbidden Experiments
Contemporary scholars question the authenticity of these stories. Which means we’re a society that makes up legends about experimenting on babies.
MOS: The Great Oxygen Catastrophe
The Huronian Glaciation, the first and longest known ice age at 300 million years or so, was ushered in largely by these small giants.
MOS: Weird Old Timey Medicine
Erectile dysfunction in the fuck-around-and-find-out era of medicine, they hit you with a little electricity. Where? Anywhere. Get creative.
MOS: The James Webb Space Telescope
After upwards of thirteen billion years of space travel, that giant honeycomb mirror collects every weary infrared photon it can grab.
MOS: Banana Wilt
This will be my third column about bananas and I have to really crank up the dick jokes this time by an inch or two. Or, perhaps, it’s time to let them go limp.
MOS: The Stolen Quote of Sharon Begley
“But Mrs. Auntie SciBabe,” I hear some of you thinking really hard at me from across the internet, “who is Sharon Begley and why is […]
MOS: The Project Alpha Hoax
If you don’t believe psychic abilities are real, congratulations, it almost certainly took you far less effort than it took the US government to accept […]
MOS: Sanctorius the Shitbagger
As an analytical chemist, I have to pay my respects to some early innovators in the field of instrumental analysis. So let’s hear it for […]