Scibabe

In order to get some atoms to fuse, you need a lot of heat and pressure to help them overcome subatomic social anxiety.

Old houses weren’t better constructed. You only see the sturdiest old ones because nobody made an effort to save the 14th century shacks.

“You will not poison us. Because not individuals will show up. But tens of thousands and millions. You will not break us.”

In a days old XX embryo, one X chromosome gets a pillow held over its face and is told “go quietly” in a process called gene silencing.

Giraffes are kinkier than you. Probably. Maybe. I don’t know your life.

They’d “reduce risk of injury.” Which is some swing-for-the-fences bullshit for a product designed to mimic wearing nothing.

A listening and transmitting device implanted on a cat couldn’t cause distress or make Pumpkin start meowing “KILL ALL HUMANS.”

In nearly ten years before I was correctly diagnosed, I was diagnosed with everything from migraines to makingitupforattentionitis.

Discovery isn’t always pretty, inspiring, or even mildly interesting. Sometimes it’s literally the tale of watching flies fuck.