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Maria Antonia was more inbred than Charles II of Spain had been. She was remembered as “intelligent and cultivated.”

Test after re-test showed, contrary to our understanding of how having a baby works, that Lydia Fairchild was not her children’s mother.

Unless our understanding of this changes, feel free to let Tigger take occasional romps in the glorious minty kitty stupidifier.

Computers are only as smart or dumb as you tell them to be. Write a program with two digits for years, a computer will take your word for it.

If you want a tanuki, go play Pokemon. If you really need an animal that’s going to ignore you and fuck up some local animals, get a cat.

In 1977, it was curious when a strain of the flu traveled around the world sparing most folks over the age of ‘seltzer tastes good.’

When reactor #4 tore itself open, the immediate reactions mainly involved sleeping peacefully through the reactor meltdown next door.

A thousand of those interesting faces come together in the spring for pregnant saigas to give birth together. Which I imagine to be noisy.

Leprosy never made anyone too dead in a hurry. But ancient humans weren’t up for a game of “gotch’yer nose” with this mysterious illness.

A lot of your misconceptions about history can be traced to one man: 14th century priest-school dropout and emo fuckboy poet, Petrarch.