Scibabe

Earth in 536 CE was a messy bitch that gave no fucks and spared no one from her drama. But was it really the worst year ever?

Looking every bit like the offspring of a hedgehog that fucked an aardvark, the echidna also has a four-headed penis.

If you remember only one thing from my work, let it be that nuclear plants following best practices today don’t just wreck half of Eastern Europe on a whim.

This has been your Moment of Science, looking forward to another year of tricking you into learning about science by saying ‘fuck’ as much as legally possible.

Carter, nuclear physicist, slung his giant balls over his shoulder, led a team uphill both ways in the Canadian winter and returned with the power to wield Mjolnir.

There is no cure for CIPA, and treatment involves attempting to manage an impossibly difficult, yet pain free life.

Lots of groups used Benzedrine for energy, focus, and depression. But somewhat famously, one of the main users of the drug? Housewives.

What do Mormonism, Frankenstein, the invention of the bicycle, and a mini-ice age all have in common?

Science says dry brine is the way to go, and I will jello wrestle Alton Brown over this.

The hurricane-to-toilet corollary seems plausible, but this force is mainly observable in the only phenomenon big enough to scare Floridians.