Scibabe

When someone tells you they’ve got a unifying theory for every ocean disappearance, that’s not science, that’s a shitty Aquaman script.

“An Energetic and Highly Sensitive Binary Azidotetrazole” was chemist for “do you have any idea what this cuntwhistle molecule can do?”

Think Victorian era doctors were jackhammering away with steampunk vibrators? Our grandmothers could only have dreamed.

These sweet nopes have the tail equivalent of opposable thumbs and very little concern for if you get your rent deposit back. Get a cat.

These little galagids will love you and your possessions. So they’re going to mark goddamn everything they love- including you- with piss.

Doctors noted that the procedure tended to work better when they used more antibiotics. The 50s were a different time. A dumber time.

Dead bodies were catapulted over the city walls in one of the earliest suspected acts of biological warfare, spreading the pandemic.

When I studied for my masters in forensics, I was trained to follow the evidence dispassionately and without bias. Even minor hints of bias in […]