Scibabe

Therac-25 was a radiotherapy unit in the 1980s with software about as well planned as New Coke.

There exists a tall pile of things I have conferred expertise in that’s now been shown to be, at best, scientific masturbation.

Even with things like nerve agents, genetically modified smallpox, and Ted Cruz, some of the planet’s more toxic critters can still just pop up like, well, weeds.

Truly though, how in fuck’s name are you supposed to move a dead animal with a dick that weighs more than you and one literal killer fart creeping up?

The story of keto wasn’t ‘on the eighth day Joe Rogan was born, carbs were banished, and the Lord said it was good.’

If ever there was a prototype of the sonofabitch who built up their reputation for being a smartass antiestablishment bro based largely on the smell of his own farts, it was John Hill.

All was not running smoothly when, whoopsiedaisy, bad year for potatoes. This volatile socioeconomic backdrop was ready to erupt when late blight came to Ireland in 1845.

It’s estimated that a fifth of the country was blanketed with as much as eighty million liters of Agent Orange in arguably the biggest chemical warfare campaign in history.

There were reportedly rumors of “overdeveloped muscles” crippling dancers and all that cardio work leaving actresses breathless, unable to deliver their lines. Funny how this machine could make women both too strong and too weak to function simultaneously.

Brownlee called the unexpectedly huge explosion it the “biggest damn Roman candle you ever saw. So naturally they had to do it again.