Daily MOS: The Myth Of Koko The Talking Gorilla
The organization was sued by former employees because of alleged requests that staff show their nipples to the areola-obsessed Koko.
Daily MOS: Blow It Out Your Ass- for your health!
Before we established the face holes as best suited for breathing, people got creative.
Daily MOS: The Fennec Fox
People capture them for their fur or for the exotic pet market. Because it’s cute and small enough to tell ourselves we can be the boss of it.
Daily MOS: The Sleeping Sickness Pandemic of 1915
On the levodopa, they danced. They sang. They did more than merely exist for the first time in years. Then the side effects started.
Daily MOS: Plant Based Diets
May God have mercy on anyone who says to you “BuT bAcOn” like they’ve just proven anything.
Daily MOS: Dimethylmercury & Dr. Karen Wetterhahn
She changed the soiled gloves, forgot about the non-incident and went back to her business of researching super deadly shit. Then the symptoms started.
Daily MOS: The Juarez Nuclear Disaster
The only reason anyone’s really sure of the date it happened is that beginning December 6th, all the paperwork at the junkyard was radioactive.
Daily MOS: Pika Pika!
When you hear “climate change is gonna kill animals,” I want you to stare at this floof. Few are hit more directly by climate change than the pika.
Daily MOS: The Wombat
They’re closely related to koalas, all from the sub-order of ‘Vombatiformes,’ meaning ‘wombat shaped things,’ which is my band name.