MOS: DART
If an asteroid happens upon a collision course with Earth after it was inexplicably the only thing screenwriters could think about in 1998, I expect we will have a plan to yeet that shit on over to Uranus.
NASA
MOS: The James Webb Space Telescope
After upwards of thirteen billion years of space travel, that giant honeycomb mirror collects every weary infrared photon it can grab.
Daily MOS: NASA Funded Dolphin Handjobs
Frankly, the rumors about dolphin sex got a little out of hand.
Daily MOS: Jack, Rockets, Sex, & Magic
The life story of Jack Parsons could only be true because not even the worst of fiction writers would have the fucking audacity.
Daily MOS: The Bajillion Dollar Space Pen That Wasn’t.
According to the internet and Aaron Sorkin, the US spent a bajillion dollars to get a pen to work in zero G, but the Russians brilliantly just used a fucking pencil. This, of course, is bullshit.