MOS: Mastitis
And when any of my body parts commit mutiny, I can’t help but milk that shit for content.
(Uh, a bit more literally than usual this time).
Month: January 2024
MOS: The Penis Bone
A 2016 study suggests this prehistoric Viagra killer arrived somewhere between 95 and 145 million years ago, and evolved itself onto mammalian crotches at least nine separate times.
MOS: Ultra-Processed Food
I wouldn’t have an issue with this whole absurdity if the advice was just “maybe watch your added sugar and fat intake because those pack on calories quickly.”
MOS: Super Blue Moon
It takes 27.3 days to rotate around the Earth, but we see a lunar cycle happening about every 29.5 days. Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can definitely goddamn explain that.
MOS: Mad Men & Stimulants
What exactly are the effects of a vitamin B12 shot? It treats a vitamin B12 deficiency.
MOS: Spidey Snacks
“But Ms. Auntie SciBabe, I know someone who woke up with a spider on them, so it happens.” Yes, and I know somebody who fucked an Avenger.
MOS: Giant Sea Monsters
I’m recovering from a concussion and I’m highly distracted by… AAAH MONSTERS! Today’s Moment of Science… Hey, did you know? Giant Sea Monsters edition. Nowhere […]
MOS: Candida Auris, the impending plague
“But Ms. Auntie SciBabe, fungal monsters that will fuck up humanity are fiction, right?
…right?”
MOS: Sugar Gliders
They can get depressed without at least one itsy friend, and a critter this stinking cute being depressed is genuinely upsetting.
MOS: Botanical Sexism
If you google ‘tree sex,’ it’ll take a hot minute to scroll past whatever the fuck you perverts are up to before arriving at ‘plant reproductive morphology.’